I was loading my shopping into the back of my car, and it was raining. So i muttered to myself “urgh, I’m wet” and some random guy walks past me, turns to me, and says, “most of the ladies are in my presence” and then the fucker walks away…
did this really just fucking happen?
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“They’ve got me on the outside looking in, but I can’t see at all. With the weight of the world on my shoulders,they just wanna see me fall.” -ADTR
I do have an ask box, it just doesn't show it
I follow back, don't hate.
This is the greatest thing in all of classic Doctor Who
“Nope.”
not greatest, but smegging fantastic
I remember watching this one and I just saw all the “NOPE” in their eyes
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“When they broke up in 93 he wasn’t acting like Johnny anymore.. It’s almost like Winona took Johnny’s soul, Johnny’s love.” - Tim Burton
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RELEVANT TO HUMANITY
Relevant to tumblr.
Relevant to existence.
screams this from the top of the matterhorn
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in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her
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| Plot Twist: | Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi. |
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Me: *Laughing abundantly at something my mom doesn’t find funny*
Mom: Are you having a hypomanic episode?Yea, because that’s totally how it works. -.-
My family is extremely uneducated about my disorder.
I was loading my shopping into the back of my car, and it was raining. So i muttered to myself “urgh, I’m wet” and some random guy walks past me, turns to me, and says, “most of the ladies are in my presence” and then the fucker walks away…
did this really just fucking happen?
So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.
This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.
IT GOT BETTER.
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Can’t decide…
Murder…
Or hug….
I’m gonna go with MURD—no, wait, hug. I’m going with hug.
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